Love & Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.


Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.


Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.


Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.



2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.


3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.


5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.


6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.


8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.


9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.


11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...


12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.


14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.


15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .


16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.


17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.


18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.


19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.


20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Why the hell you bought this car now?

In one fine day, I was returning from school to home, i suddenly noticed that a brand new car is being parked in front of my house .Without getting to know whose car is this, the first question in my mind is " how the car has entered into our corridor, when there is only one person can enter through the main door?".

Immediately one of my father's best friend came to our home and asked whose car is this ?. I told him that I don't have knowledge about that. Immediately he turned to my father and asked " when you bought this car". He replied " yesterday i bought this car".

My father's friend asked " Take me a ride in your new car". "No, I don't know how to drive the car" told my father.

He immediately turned to me and asked " you please take me a ride in your new car". Me too gave him the same answer to him. Irritated father's friend shouted as " Both of you don' know how to drive the car?, Then why the hell you bought this car?"

My father replied to him as " See, when my child's grow up and get married, they would settle in their own house and stay away from us for their work needs. At that time i need a car to visit them often without any hassle. That's why i bought this car.

My father's friend asked calmly " What's the age of your childrens now?"

at that time i was studying in 2nd Standard 'B' Section