Dating different girls...

Chinese Meimei
First date

You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date

You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date

You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.


India Minachi



First date

Meet her parents.

Second date

Set the date of the wedding.

Third date

Wedding night.


Malay Minah


First date

You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date

You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date

She moves in. One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.
But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)


White Mary





First Date

You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date

You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary

You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH

First Date

Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date

You are shot dead.

Third date

Not Applicable

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