What is marketing?

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele-marketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

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